Sarcastic quotes

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn’t know that - so it goes on flying anyway.
-Mary Kay Ash

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
-Henry Louis Mencken

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We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.
-La Rochefoucauld

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The Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need but not for every man's greed.
-Mahatma Gandhi

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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-Henry Louis Mencken

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